All Game of Thrones season 4 SPOILERS [Part 2]

Picking up from where we left. 

Joffrey the annoying cunt is dead and so is Oberyn. 

Clegane on the other hand is left to rot slowly and painfully due to the wounds that he suffered in the duel. However in the next book and season, master Qyburn (the guy who treated Jaime's amputated hand) uses him as a guinea pig for an experiment. 

See I am generous today and I am also spoiling the fifth season.

But what about Sansa, the proverbial crybaby? Well Sansa is taken away by Ser Dontos the drunkard who informs her that he can help her escape. Yeah right, because as we have seen previously he gets shit done... 

He is that guy in case you do not recall

Anyway during the "daring" escape he is visibly intoxicated and tripping making Sansa roll her eyes in despair and frustration, as far as escape plans go this one sucks ass. When they reach their designated spot in the Godswood, Dontos is swiftly turned into a pincushion by arrows. 

Easy mode enabled

Littlefinger reveals himself and informs Sansa on his part in Joffrey's murder (I become fonder for this guy by the page). 

When Sansa asks him why he did it he gives one of the most memorable and Machiavellian responds: "Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you. Remember that, Sansa, when you come to play the game." 

He also informs her that he will be taking her into the Vale where she will be instructed into the finer points of court intrigue. 

In my view this is due to the fact that Sansa resembles her mother and Littlefinger lusts for her. But who cares? It’s a win- win situation.

Oh we forgot about Sandor and Arya! Well as they wander around aimlessly they come across an inn at the crossroads. 

As every experienced D&D player knows these are the places where the shit hits the fan and everything devolves into violence. Either this or they probably meet a mysterious smelly old man who informs them about an artifact, its cliche. 

Unfortunately for them they meet two of Gregor's men, Polliver, the Tickler and their squire. Sandor butchers both of the men with some help from Arya, who stabs the Tickler repeatedly in the back, but because he is a drunkard and his liver has reached an octane rating of 900, he gets heavily injured. 

Arya then retrieves her sword, the Needle and skewers the squire through the heart. 

They have a little Final Fantasy victory dance and then they continue their journey. Unfortunately the wounds of Sandor get infected and he collapses. 

Arya decides to leave him to die slowly and painfully because of what he has done, and continues the journey on her own. Next part the conclusion.

Written by the mighty M the Red.

A wizard's best friend.

Part 3 over here!