We have finally reached the third and final (hopefully) part of the spoilers.
You can find part 1 here and part 2 here.
You can also find a Spoiler free version if you like here.
As we have seen many of the characters have suffered a bad case of death, which is not entirely bad considering the fact that Joffrey has become food for the maggots.
But there are some fatalities that I have to report in order to both ruin the season for you and also set the foundations for upcoming spoiler posts.
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So we move back to King's Landing where Tyrion is imprisoned and awaits his execution.
However Tyrion seems to have a great part to play in the plans of the Great Architect of Fate (Martin).
Jamie, his beloved brother gathers all of his intellect, which is a hard task considering the fact that he possesses the intelligence of a protozoan (see amoeba) and realizes that he has been wrongfully accused.
As a result he threatens Varys to help him release Tyrion, which he does but he also provides the information of where to locate Tywin.
But in fact Tysha was the crofter's daughter as she claimed to be and had loved Tyrion genuinely. As a result Tyrion is infuriated and falsely claims that he was responsible for Joffrey's death and the fact that Cercei's vagina has been busier than the Kingsroad during festivals at the capital during his absence, just to spite Jaimie.
But in fact Tysha was the crofter's daughter as she claimed to be and had loved Tyrion genuinely. As a result Tyrion is infuriated and falsely claims that he was responsible for Joffrey's death and the fact that Cercei's vagina has been busier than the Kingsroad during festivals at the capital during his absence, just to spite Jaimie.
After that he makes his way towards the chambers of Tywin.
He discovers Shae lying naked on Tywin's bed wearing only the chain of the Hand of the King on her neck (Tywin you horndog!).
He proceeds to strangle her with the chain and arms himself with a crossbow. He finds Tywin in the privy with his pants down and the two begin a furious exchange of words, regarding how Tywin always mistreated Tyrion and the sharp lesson he gave Tyrion when he was young.
The Lord Douchebag of Casterly Rock is unrepentant so Tyrion proceeds to shoot him in the abdomen. His bowels loosen in his final moments and thus the Lord of Casterly Rock does not share some inspiring last words, only the sound of a wet fart.
Tyrion then realizes that he did not crap gold as many people claimed and he leaves Kings Landing. Varys also disappears for the next book only to return in the fifth book in order to murder Kevan Lannister who had tried to undo the damage that Cercei's ineptitude had caused, in order to pave the way for Aegon Targaryen (the supposedly dead son of Rhaegar) and seize the throne.
